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Unlike the other pieces in this section, this was not written by me. Rather, the MSTer was one TarzanLion and the target was a wannabe movie-writer dubbed Little Nicky.
If you haven't dropped by Cheezey's site lately, Little Nicky flamed her for not having the information he needed to write a movie based on the "Thundercats" tv series ready and waiting for him on her site. I have compiled the comments people left on Cheezey's messageboard and you can read them here.
I have altered TarzonLion's original formatting to make it more consistent with my own MSTings, but the words are unchanged.
It's been awhile since I've been able to MST a flame.. enjoy ...
From: "Nicky Thomas" &alt;neon100uk@hotmail.com@gt;
To: cheeezey@yahoo.com
Subject: Your sites content
Date: Mon, 05 May 2003 16:45:43 +0000
Mumm-Ra: Looks like he read and actually understood the flameing for dummies section!
Grune: Let's tear into him anyways.
Dear Cheezey,
Having read a few of the other delinquents' attempts at flames, I like you, laughed until I had to run to the toilet.
Mumm_Ra: Yes - but that sounds like a personal problem
Grune: Your next, punk
I would like you to understand a few things before I continue in what I hope you will qualify as I high quality rant.
Grune: It seems kosher to me so far, will we have to break out the award for the best flame of the year or just ROTFL.
Mumm-Ra: He qualifies as a high quality lamer.
I am a fan of Thundercats, and have been since as far back as I can remember.
Mumm-Ra: He's already on my bad side
Grune: Friends of my enemies are my enemies!
I have read numerous fan fics, and although many have come close to the quality of the series, none have actually hit the target.
Grune: I think some, such as Cheezey's Path into Darkness is much better than say... Circus Train.
Mumm-Ra: At least I don't loose all the time in fan fiction.
This, and my ambition to write a movie which will one day be made, has lead me to attempt, the long awaited real-time Thundercats The Movie.
Mumm-Ra: Oh cool! Is this your cast...
photos.groups.yahoo.com
Grune: Another scrip to go on the scrap pile...Mwahahahahahaha!
In my months of desperate research I have not managed to find anybody that can tell me of the origins of Willykat, and WillyKat.
Grune: It was never said in the show, but some tend to think they are Claudis's bastard kids.
Mumm-Ra: If you only spend a few months researching, your plots gonna be shot down.
Having not actually seen the first few episodes, I feel that I am at a loss.
Grune: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha - how can you even consider writing a movie script if you haven't seen all 130 eps. If you want to research - what all the eps a few times and take notes of all the small details
Mumm-Ra: All you missed was the mutants screwing up for the first time
I am also trying to find more in-depth biographies, and a detailed descriptions of planet Thundera.
Grune: watch the show and make your own!
Mumm-Ra: They are all smarmy loosers, like you!
I was told that for all my Thundercats needs, I only needed to look at one site, that my months of research have been wasted.
Mumm-Ra: Your life is a waste
Grune: Lets just waste him {swings mace around}
Mumm-Ra: In time Grune
I was directed to www.cheezey.com/thundercats, so of course I rushed here, and was solemnly disappointed.
Grune: That she didn't have a silver spoon for ya ass?
Mumm-Ra: He's just jealous
Not only did I find myself faced with second rate fan fic,
Mumm-Ra: A good way to make friends.. looser - lets see what first rate shit you've got.
Grune: He's a first class lamer
information on characters that was of a low quality compared to many of the other sites,
Grune: What did you expect - CIA and FBI files on them?
Mumm-Ra: She did a good job on bio
but you even missed character profiles on such important people as the ro-bear Berbils, Queen Willa, and The Snowman On Hook Mountain.
Grune: They are about as important as used kitty litter :P
Mumm-Ra: She missed you as well
Grune: Grrrrrrrrrr....
Your pathetic attempt at a web site
Mumm-Ra: Your pathetic opinion...
Grune: better than he's done, or could do
has not only embarrassed your family, your friends, and myself, it has also managed to make us look as foolish as you.
Grune: Your the only one who looks like a fool - Cheez has possibly the best TC page on the internet
Mumm-Ra: Ma-Mutt, sic him
We can only weep,
Mumm-Ra: Yes - I am crying.. crying "shut up Shut up, Shut the fuck up already"!!!!
Grune: I'll give him a real good reason to cry, and beg for a quick death
and pray
Grune: I am praying that you chock to death on a pretzel.
Mumm-Ra: I thought you wanted to kill him
Grune: After this flame is over I will. But if he dies sooner it will spare us more flaming lameness
that we stop at this resemblance to you, as to look like you too...well, it's a fate worse than death.
Grune: Death is much more enjoyable than this garbage
Mumm-Ra: I can't argue with that
Yours respectfully,
Nick Thomas
Grune {mace in hand}: Ok punk,it's your turn
{Both leave in search of Nick}
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